imperatorcranes:

worthytony:

tony “i have everything under control” stark.

#you know what i love about tony #besides all the other things i love #is that he’s just like #constantly failing #CONSTANTLY #and it doesn’t even occur to him to give up really #he’s just like well okay let’s revise these plans #let’s build another suit #let’s go back to the drawing board because the drawing board is superb and I’m a great drawer #i just wish i had that cool attitude #he’s a disastrous life role model (thewinterotter)

lovelyardie:

jerrysbees:

lovelyardie:

dino-spine:

hungry-fangirl14:

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

BUENOS DIAS MARIO

HOW THE FUCK DID HE FIND THE SPECIFIC HEAT CAPACITY VALUE FOR A RAW CHICKEN

You can do similar experiments with bomb calorimetry

everythingfox:

me attacking you with love

hunter-rodrigez:

springcottage:

yesterday i tried to stop and pet every single cat that rubbed up against me while walking in jerusalem 🌼

@the.libbs on ig

grumpy-grumping-grumps:

reqsketch:

winnieportleyrind:

Arin Hanson has completely rejected traditional masculinity without a second thought and is very comfortable and happy with himself which makes me very happy because whenever people try to shit on him for wearing pink he’s like “yo these pajamas are fuzzy and more comfy than yours, my skin looks better because I use face masks, It’s cool.” Like damn tru how u gonna recover from that, Reddit.

We really stan 😩💕

Excellent addition I approve we love Arin Hanson thank you goodnight

sympathetic-deceit-trash:

penguinedward:

pasdecoeur:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

tony: im in target do you need anything

peter: oh just pjs i guess

tony: okay

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peter, staring at airplane ownership papers in his hands: pjs as in pajamas, mr stark, not private jets, what the fuck,

peter: they just cancelled my favorite show!

tony: which one lol

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peter: oh nvm theyre filming the new season!

peter, after reading that tony paid nbc & the actors to keep the show going: MR. STARK WHAT THE FUCK

peter, unassuming child: id die for dominos rn

tony: *makes a phonecall*

peter, immediately recalling the two jets he doesnt even know what to do with or where to fucking keep or how to not get killed by aunt may because of them: ONE PIZZA. ONE. NOT THE WHOLE ENTIRE FRANCHISE OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD,

tony, looking guilty: *hangs up*

# same energy

The difference between Dad Energy and Daddy Energy

tony @ pete: my child,,, i will get you whatever

bruce @ clark: im your sugar daddy dont worry bout it

trebled-negrita-princess:

adequategatsbys:

I have never before seen such a brown kitty.

IT LOOKS LIKE A S'MORES POPTART

deathbygummybears:

here’s a compilation of tiktoks that just convey an array of human emotions